All eyes are on #Russia because of a #controversial decision made by Voldemort #Putin. The #Olympics? Nope! It’s #Snowden, thumbing his nose at sweet #LadyLiberty by bombing the slopes while #America tries to pull his knife out of her back. Too bad they don’t have feet of fresh powder in #Gitmo, Ed!
When #SteveJobs’ last words were “Oh wow,” he must’ve been talking about the crisis in #Syria! A murderous President one one side, #AlQuadeas everywhere, and still the international community remains silent. Good thing the iPhone 4’s amazing #Siri doesn’t stay silent when you ask her for the latest movie times and directions to the hottest restaurants in town!